1) "What good deeds do you do regularly?" - i sometimes help little old ladies across the street - is that still a good deed? i definitely don't try to run them over.
2) "In what way do you feel you would like to improve the world (Tikkun Olam)?" - i feel tikkun olam has become a hackneyed cliche, becoming its own religion. whatever happened to judaism itself? doing mitzvot improves the world. that's why i try to help little old ladies cross the street.
3) "If you were stranded on an island, list 3 items and 3 people that you would absolutely not want to be without." - thankfully, you are never stranded on an island anymore, because if you have time to take something, then a laptop and cellphone with global wifi will keep you in touch with everyone. as for taking three people you wouldn't want to be without - that wouldn't be stranded on an island, that would be trapped. or is this a remake of gilligan's island? who made up these questions?
4) "Where is your dream place to live and why?" - well, if we can get rid of the aforementioned three people, that island sounds nice.
5) "What was unique about how your parents raised you?" - i was just so happy they didn't give me back, the rest was gravy.
6) "How do you like to spend your free time?" - obviously, answering questionnaires.
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